THE TENTH
LIFE BEGINS
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WHERE TO BUY $CATJAK
DOWNLOAD METAMASK
Download MetaMask or your wallet of choice from the App Store or Play Store. Desktop users, download the Chrome extension by going to metamask.io.
GET SOME ETH
Have ETHin your wallet to switch to $CATJAK. If you don't have any ETH, you can buy directly on MetaMask, transfer from another wallet, or buy on an exchange like Coinbase and send it to your wallet.
GO TO UNISWAP
Connect to Uniswap. Go to app.uniswap.org in Chrome or on the browser inside your MetaMask app. Connect your wallet. Paste the $CATJAK token address into Uniswap, select CATJAK, and confirm. When MetaMask prompts you for a wallet signature, sign.
BUY $CATJAK
Switch ETH for $CATJAK. We have ZERO taxes so you don't need to worry about buying with a specific slippage, although you may need to use slippage during times of market volatility. Track the price on DexScreener.
WHERE TO BUY $CATJAK
Contract Address
Total Supply
9,000,000,000
Network
SOLANA
Tax
0/0
$CATJAK LORE
In the world of Wojaks, every character represents a different part of the internet. Wojak feels everything, Troll laughs at everything, NPC follows everything, and Catjak remembers everything. Cats have nine lives, and Catjak has lived through nine market cycles. Each ended the same way: greed took over, the market collapsed, and the crowd disappeared. Yet Catjak always returned — not louder, but wiser.
After watching Wojak panic, Troll gamble, and NPC follow the crowd through every chain, meme, and crash, Catjak learned what the others never did: the market rewards patience. His first nine lives were about survival. The tenth is different. This time, Catjak isn't here to survive the cycle. He's here to build something that lasts.
THE CYCLE MAP
AWAKENING
Launch on Solana & 20% supply to fomo users
THE NINE LIVES
Build base community of believers
EXPANSION
File for LLC and acquire IP rights
MEME WAR
Expand with animations, Tik Tok, Instagram and IRL marketing campaign
THE TENTH LIFE
Solidify Catjak mindshare as a cycle leader and top catcoin
NINE LIVES
NINE CYCLES
GREED
LIFE 01
The first euphoria is the deadliest. Thinking it never ends.
PANIC
LIFE 02
The cold realization of red. Selling at the absolute bottom.
HYPE
LIFE 03
Listening to the shills again. Forgetting the first lesson.
COLLAPSE
LIFE 04
When the chain goes dark. Total loss of hope.
SILENCE
LIFE 05
The years in the bear cave. Only the builders remain.
SURVIVAL
LIFE 06
Learning to eat dust and watch charts without emotion.
PATIENCE
LIFE 07
Waiting for the signal that others missed.
CONVICTION
LIFE 08
Buying when the world is screaming 'scam'.
WISDOM
LIFE 09
The Ninth Cycle. The realization that time is the only asset.
LIFE 01
GREED
The first euphoria is the deadliest. Thinking it never ends.
LIFE 02
PANIC
The cold realization of red. Selling at the absolute bottom.
LIFE 03
HYPE
Listening to the shills again. Forgetting the first lesson.
LIFE 04
COLLAPSE
When the chain goes dark. Total loss of hope.
LIFE 05
SILENCE
The years in the bear cave. Only the builders remain.
LIFE 06
SURVIVAL
Learning to eat dust and watch charts without emotion.
LIFE 07
PATIENCE
Waiting for the signal that others missed.
LIFE 08
CONVICTION
Buying when the world is screaming 'scam'.
LIFE 09
WISDOM
The Ninth Cycle. The realization that time is the only asset.